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In the sincere hope of assisting in the easing of suffering upon the children of Haiti, and, in recognition of the fine leadership example demonstrated by “3Guys” on the children’s behalf, NELBUD SERVICES GROUP pledges as follows -

NELBUD shall contribute ten cents per pedaled mile and five dollars per banana consumed (exclusive to the riders) over the duration of the voyage with the following proviso: The final tally of miles traveled and bananas eaten must be presented personally. Because we have no other means of authenticating the accounting, the presenter must present his accounting orally, while bouncing on one foot, scratching his left armpit with his left hand and scratching his ass with his right hand. By this means, NELBUD shall feel assured that enough bananas were eaten.

May GOD Bless and accompany every inch of your journey!